why would I take nudes when I look so good in clothes
is quoting shrek a legitimate way to pick up?
tinder update- have now been asked on two dates today.
is unlocking doge2048 an achievement I can put on my resume?
oh freud so pretty/ best case of penis envy in the whole damn city.
if you have a dog in your tinder picture there is a 50% more chance that I’m going to swipe right
tumblr poetry be like,
as unimportant in my inbox
I got tinder so I could submit stuff to straightwhiteboystexting and it actually feels so addictive.
Sometimes it can be so hard to tell if a boy has a crush on you, with all of their games and mixed signals and possible hellfire brewing within them. Boy crushes tend to look a lot like demonic possession, so here’s a simple quiz to help you determine if he really is into you (or just Lucifer!)
what the hecka
i have an exam tomorrow should i stay up studying or should i go to bed now
I bought my first ever cardigan today I feel like a real gay now
i just read the term “ghost chair” and got really excited and googled it but
it’s just a see through chair????
i was expecting a chair in...
TODAY WAS GREAT EVERYTHINGS COMING P MILLHOUSE