August 28, 2014

spookyarms:

why would I take nudes when I look so good in clothes

(via roxaeliafields)

August 26, 2014

is quoting shrek a legitimate way to pick up?

August 26, 2014

tinder update- have now been asked on two dates today.

August 25, 2014

is unlocking doge2048 an achievement I can put on my resume?

August 25, 2014

oh freud so pretty/ best case of penis envy in the whole damn city.

August 24, 2014

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(via roxaeliafields)

August 24, 2014

if you have a dog in your tinder picture there is a 50% more chance that I’m going to swipe right

August 24, 2014

kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

(via eggs-flaurantine)

August 24, 2014

I got tinder so I could submit stuff to straightwhiteboystexting and it actually feels so addictive.

August 24, 2014
"Does He Like You Or Is He Demonically Possessed?"

hazelcills:

Sometimes it can be so hard to tell if a boy has a crush on you, with all of their games and mixed signals and possible hellfire brewing within them. Boy crushes tend to look a lot like demonic possession, so here’s a simple quiz to help you determine if he really is into you (or just Lucifer!)

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